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Title: How Not to Write a Sex Scene
Author: [livejournal.com profile] obliviateamores
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Draco’s leather pants are rather enticing. A badfic parody.
Word Count: ~1000 words
Notes: For the birthday of the most excellent [livejournal.com profile] turtleinatardis. I promise I can actually write. This is, I reinforce, a parody. Epithets are to be used only by the great Homer, clichés should be avoided, men calling each other baby is frankly disturbing, and no metaphors for cock should ever be used. Seriously.

[livejournal.com profile] turtleinatardis, here is the fandom part of your birthday present. I hope the humour appeals.


“How Not to Write a Sex Scene )
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Title: Swordplay, Chapter 1
Authors:[livejournal.com profile] obliviateamores, [livejournal.com profile] turtleinatardis
Rating: PG-15
Word Count: ~3000 words
Summary: Somehow, Draco Malfoy ends up teaching fencing to the rest of the Eighth Years.
No, he doesn't know why either.
This is a Pureblood Sport! The Muggles just borrowed it!
And it means a lot of innuendo... (Seriously, the whole point is thrusting at people with swords, what do you expect?)

Swordplay, Chapter 1 )

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