10/06/2015

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Title: How Not to Write a Sex Scene
Author: [livejournal.com profile] obliviateamores
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Draco’s leather pants are rather enticing. A badfic parody.
Word Count: ~1000 words
Notes: For the birthday of the most excellent [livejournal.com profile] turtleinatardis. I promise I can actually write. This is, I reinforce, a parody. Epithets are to be used only by the great Homer, clichés should be avoided, men calling each other baby is frankly disturbing, and no metaphors for cock should ever be used. Seriously.

[livejournal.com profile] turtleinatardis, here is the fandom part of your birthday present. I hope the humour appeals.


“How Not to Write a Sex Scene )
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Everybody go and prompt & sign up for [livejournal.com profile] hd_cliche!






- a low stress, mini-fest celebrating well-loved cliches in the Harry/Draco Fandom!


It's a great fest and I've never written for it before, so I'm very excited this year :)

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